News Story 1: By another Friend:
April 4, 2007 - Pittsburgh Technology Center, Pittsburgh PA >>>
The Pittsburgh Technology Council would like to wish our very best to our outgoing CEO Steve Zylstra. Steve is leaving the PTC after years of loyal service to pursue his dream occupation as gang leader for The Butte Pirates, a motorcycle club from Butte,Montana. Steve has longed to wear the leather and chaps of the Pirates for as long as anyone at the PTC can remember. We wish him well in his new endeavors and only ask that he call, write, and send pictures often. He will be missed.
Zylstra Enjoys a Dance at 2004's Butte Pirates Sadie Hawkins Dance
News Story 2: By me (with a small shout out to the burgh blog)
Breaking News: We come to you live from 2nd Ave. at the Pittsburgh Technology Council, on site today is Dee Thompson. Since the announcement of the resignation of Mr. Zylstra, CEO of the Tech Council, the organization has received a record volume of calls from companies looking to join the association. Also just arrived on site is Mayor Luke Ravenstahl. Lets tune it to hear what he has to say
Lukey: I would like to first thank Mr. Zylstra and wish him good luck in his future. I would like to also announce that I will now be taking over the Tech Council and fold it into the Mayors office. It will now be knows as.. wait for it..
Luke's cool shit to help Pittsburgh Move Forward {and drink!!!}
Dee: Well there you have it folks, the Mayor continues to work to move Pittsburgh forward {drink again!!}.
Back to you...
1 comment:
Those are both classic! The second one is just hilarious and so true! Um, and, well, um, about the first one ... when is this year's Butte Pirates Sadie Hawkins Dance? I'm asking for a friend. Yeah. A friend.
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