Yes, I know.. I haven't written much lately. I have been stuck in training on how to use the new robotic gantry system and offline welding programming software last week all this week and all next week.
Work laid off 2 people, makes me worry... the only good thing is one of them is the guy I hate with a passion and vowed to get him fired, so yea!
Off to Chi town this weekend it will be nice to get away, see my girl and have a relaxing weekend.
Darts playoffs start tonight. We are the 1 seed. Hopefully I can win my first PSL championship. We also finished as the 2 seed for kickball so that is pretty exciting also.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
May just doesn't bring flowers.....
Check out what the month of may is...
Dwight Supremacy
At least there is finally justification for home sports....
Dwight Supremacy
At least there is finally justification for home sports....
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
I'm Cancelling My Maxim Subscription
I mean seriously Maxim. I have depended on you for the better part of 8 years (or how ever long it has been out) to provide me spank material. Don't get me wrong, I don't run to the bathroom every time I get the mag, I actually do read the thing from cover to cover, it has some good stuff in there ... but have you lost your mind?
What I am referring to is Maxim's Hot 100, where they rate the top 100 hot women in the world or whatever. Granted I don't always agree with where they place people but usually they do a damn good job. This year... terrible.
I am sorry but I have never found Ms. Rehabbed, coke snorting slut hot and I never will. Here is the list, and of course my comments on the ones that I think matter
1. Lindsay Lohan :: not even with a dildo
2. Jessica Alba :: yes, hot
3. Scarlett Johansson :: maybe a little to high on the list
4. Christina Aguilera :: not for me
5. Jessica Biel :: over rated
6. Ali Larter :: yes, yes, yes... on my "friends" list
7. Eva Mendez :: mmmmmm latino
8. Rihanna :: ehhhh
9. Eva Longoria :: so 2005
10. Fergie :: hot bod, kinda fug, over rated
11. Sienna Miller :: FUCK NO... DIE
12. Angelina Jolie :: DSL
13. Beyonce Knowles :: Too much armpit... no more talent
14. Katherine Heigl :: Should be top 10, on my friends list
15. Avril Lavigne :: no, too much whining in her music
16. Ashlee Simpson :: lip.... sync anyone
17. Maria Sharapova :: she can play with MY racket and balls
18. Megan Fox :: (?) research required
19. Cameron Diaz :: yes, would do her
20. Keira Knightley :: she's ok, Natalie Portman much hotter
21. Kate Beckinsale :: eh
22. Nicole Scherzinger :: (?) research required
23. Hilary Duff :: coming of age
24. Sophia Bush :: (?) research required
25. Elisha Cuthbert :: yes yes and more yes, on the list
26. Nelly Furtado :: eh
27. Kate Hudson :: over rated
28. Carmen Electra :: debatable from someone that was with Rodman, but hot
29. Sarah Silverman :: She probably would make me laugh too much and affect performance
30. Rebecca Romijn :: too old
31. Amy Smart :: yup... bang bang
32. Lacey Chabert :: (?) research required
33. Roselyn Sanchez :: (?) research required
34. Vanessa Minnillo :: eh.. she is only here b/c she is dating Nick
35. Jennifer Garner :: Take me home country roads
36. Jamie King :: (?) research required
37. Ashley Olsen :: no twigs for me
38. Shakira :: her hips don't lie
39. Rachel Bilson :: gorgeous.. should be top 20
40. Moon Bloodgood :: (?) research required
41. Jessica Simpson :: starting to look like a man, great rack though
42. Minka Kelly :: (?) research required
43. Kate Mara :: (?) research required
44. Rose McGowan :: no.. a little to gothic looking for me
45. Bar Refaeli :: (?) research required
46. Kristen Bell :: (?) research required
47. Katharine McPhee :: she's hot.. but might throw up on you
48. Mandy Moore :: fo sho
49. Mischa Barton :: started out ok, losing her edge.. looks like she is turning 40
50. Miss Maxim :: i will just assume she is hot b/c they normally are
51. Alessandra Ambrosio :: (?) research required
52. Kate Walsh :: growing on me
53. Adriana Lima :: (?) research required
54. Missy Peregrym :: (?) research required
55. Halle Berry :: losing her way, still pretty hot just think Swordfish
56. Michele Merkin :: (?) research required
57. Tricia Helfer :: (?) research required
58. Penelope Cruz :: very nice
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler :: I would bang her in a second as long as Tony Soprano didn't know
60. Jessica White :: (?) research required
61. Nadine Velazquez :: (?) research required
62. Danneel Harris :: (?) research required
63. Bianca Kajlich :: (?) research required
64. Lena Headey :: (?) research required
65. Autumn Reeser :: TOP 15... she is way under rated and super hot
66. Joanna Krupa :: (?) research required
67. Gabrielle Union :: I wouldn't mind adding chocolate to my diet
68. Evangeline Lilly :: bang bang
69. Danica Patrick :: Hell no, too much temper tantrum
70. Stacy Keibler :: please put me in the scissor head lock face first, thank you
71. Willa Ford :: no
72. Ciara :: eh
73. Mena Suvari :: Lose the bangs, and you are back on the list
74. Tara Conner :: (?) research required
75. April Scott :: (?) research required
76. Diora Baird :: (?) research required
77. Hilary Burton :: (?) research required
78. Joss Stone :: don't know yet.. undecided
79. Adrianne Palecki :: (?) research required
80. Abbie Cornish :: (?) research required
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui :: (?) research required
82. Dita Von Teese :: I will pass on anything that slept with Marilon Manson
83. Ivanka Trump :: nah
84. Hometown Hottie :: ok
85. Kelly Ripa :: dried up (sorry ss)
86. Michelle Trachtenberg :: eh
87. Padma Lakshmi :: (?) research required
88. Raquel Alessi :: (?) research required
89. Haylie Duff :: no
90. Salma Hayek :: MOTORBOAT
91. Isla Fisher :: firecrotch
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead :: (?) research required
93. Christina Milian :: (?) research required
94. Kelly Carlson :: (?) research required
95. The Avatars of Second Life :: lame
96. Shanna Moakler :: megabitch
97. Kim Kardashian :: pass
98. Yunjin Kim :: my first asian..
99. Mia Maestro :: (?) research required
100. Noureen DeWolf :: (?) research required
So my current "list" consists of the following (it tends to change weekly)
** 5/16 addtion: Sarah Chalke from Scrubs.
What I am referring to is Maxim's Hot 100, where they rate the top 100 hot women in the world or whatever. Granted I don't always agree with where they place people but usually they do a damn good job. This year... terrible.
I am sorry but I have never found Ms. Rehabbed, coke snorting slut hot and I never will. Here is the list, and of course my comments on the ones that I think matter
1. Lindsay Lohan :: not even with a dildo
2. Jessica Alba :: yes, hot
3. Scarlett Johansson :: maybe a little to high on the list
4. Christina Aguilera :: not for me
5. Jessica Biel :: over rated
6. Ali Larter :: yes, yes, yes... on my "friends" list
7. Eva Mendez :: mmmmmm latino
8. Rihanna :: ehhhh
9. Eva Longoria :: so 2005
10. Fergie :: hot bod, kinda fug, over rated
11. Sienna Miller :: FUCK NO... DIE
12. Angelina Jolie :: DSL
13. Beyonce Knowles :: Too much armpit... no more talent
14. Katherine Heigl :: Should be top 10, on my friends list
15. Avril Lavigne :: no, too much whining in her music
16. Ashlee Simpson :: lip.... sync anyone
17. Maria Sharapova :: she can play with MY racket and balls
18. Megan Fox :: (?) research required
19. Cameron Diaz :: yes, would do her
20. Keira Knightley :: she's ok, Natalie Portman much hotter
21. Kate Beckinsale :: eh
22. Nicole Scherzinger :: (?) research required
23. Hilary Duff :: coming of age
24. Sophia Bush :: (?) research required
25. Elisha Cuthbert :: yes yes and more yes, on the list
26. Nelly Furtado :: eh
27. Kate Hudson :: over rated
28. Carmen Electra :: debatable from someone that was with Rodman, but hot
29. Sarah Silverman :: She probably would make me laugh too much and affect performance
30. Rebecca Romijn :: too old
31. Amy Smart :: yup... bang bang
32. Lacey Chabert :: (?) research required
33. Roselyn Sanchez :: (?) research required
34. Vanessa Minnillo :: eh.. she is only here b/c she is dating Nick
35. Jennifer Garner :: Take me home country roads
36. Jamie King :: (?) research required
37. Ashley Olsen :: no twigs for me
38. Shakira :: her hips don't lie
39. Rachel Bilson :: gorgeous.. should be top 20
40. Moon Bloodgood :: (?) research required
41. Jessica Simpson :: starting to look like a man, great rack though
42. Minka Kelly :: (?) research required
43. Kate Mara :: (?) research required
44. Rose McGowan :: no.. a little to gothic looking for me
45. Bar Refaeli :: (?) research required
46. Kristen Bell :: (?) research required
47. Katharine McPhee :: she's hot.. but might throw up on you
48. Mandy Moore :: fo sho
49. Mischa Barton :: started out ok, losing her edge.. looks like she is turning 40
50. Miss Maxim :: i will just assume she is hot b/c they normally are
51. Alessandra Ambrosio :: (?) research required
52. Kate Walsh :: growing on me
53. Adriana Lima :: (?) research required
54. Missy Peregrym :: (?) research required
55. Halle Berry :: losing her way, still pretty hot just think Swordfish
56. Michele Merkin :: (?) research required
57. Tricia Helfer :: (?) research required
58. Penelope Cruz :: very nice
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler :: I would bang her in a second as long as Tony Soprano didn't know
60. Jessica White :: (?) research required
61. Nadine Velazquez :: (?) research required
62. Danneel Harris :: (?) research required
63. Bianca Kajlich :: (?) research required
64. Lena Headey :: (?) research required
65. Autumn Reeser :: TOP 15... she is way under rated and super hot
66. Joanna Krupa :: (?) research required
67. Gabrielle Union :: I wouldn't mind adding chocolate to my diet
68. Evangeline Lilly :: bang bang
69. Danica Patrick :: Hell no, too much temper tantrum
70. Stacy Keibler :: please put me in the scissor head lock face first, thank you
71. Willa Ford :: no
72. Ciara :: eh
73. Mena Suvari :: Lose the bangs, and you are back on the list
74. Tara Conner :: (?) research required
75. April Scott :: (?) research required
76. Diora Baird :: (?) research required
77. Hilary Burton :: (?) research required
78. Joss Stone :: don't know yet.. undecided
79. Adrianne Palecki :: (?) research required
80. Abbie Cornish :: (?) research required
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui :: (?) research required
82. Dita Von Teese :: I will pass on anything that slept with Marilon Manson
83. Ivanka Trump :: nah
84. Hometown Hottie :: ok
85. Kelly Ripa :: dried up (sorry ss)
86. Michelle Trachtenberg :: eh
87. Padma Lakshmi :: (?) research required
88. Raquel Alessi :: (?) research required
89. Haylie Duff :: no
90. Salma Hayek :: MOTORBOAT
91. Isla Fisher :: firecrotch
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead :: (?) research required
93. Christina Milian :: (?) research required
94. Kelly Carlson :: (?) research required
95. The Avatars of Second Life :: lame
96. Shanna Moakler :: megabitch
97. Kim Kardashian :: pass
98. Yunjin Kim :: my first asian..
99. Mia Maestro :: (?) research required
100. Noureen DeWolf :: (?) research required
So my current "list" consists of the following (it tends to change weekly)
- Alicia Sliverstone :: permanently in the list
- Ali Larter :: ahh whip cream bikini
- Elisha Cuthbert :: the one look she gives in girl next door melts me every time
- The new agent for Vince from Entourage (new addition) :: hot, great rack
- Autumn Reeser (new addition) :: got the blood flowing in the last season of OC
** 5/16 addtion: Sarah Chalke from Scrubs.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
I've been back on an angry streak
and I really don't know why.. things are just pissing me off again. I guess I need another vacation.
Anyhow.. rant time.
Baseball is getting out of hand.
1. Roger Clemens + the Yankees = stupid. Something needs to be done about spending in MLB. It is ridiculous that some teams can just go out and buy whoever they want whenever they want. If the Pirates had hurt pitchers they would have to use their farm system or make a trade, not just go play some guy 28 million fucking dollars to work every 5 days for what.. 4 months?
2. The refs are just getting worse every day. They missed a blatant interference call against the Brewers which pretty much handed them 3 runs and that was the difference in the game. I understand making bad calls happens, but not when it changes the outlook of the game.
3. Adam LaRoche is a joke. Guy is supposed to be the next coming and give the Pirates the bat they need. He isn't even batting .150, then the night he gets 3 hits finally he makes the dumbest base running error I have seen in years and gets an error so a 3-4 run swing there
4. Matt Capps gets a 4 game suspension for a bunch of bullshit. He hit Prince Fielder after giving up a homer, but the thing is, he didn't hit him on the first pitch... if he was going after him why would he wait till the 2nd pitch? Fine he got thrown out of a game, I can deal with that but a 4 game suspension give me a break. Why wasn't Fielder thrown out of the game after yelling "Yea Mother Fucker Yea" 4 times at Capps after he scored a run the other night??
*** I read the Post Gazette after I wrote this, and funny this guy says the same damn things....
A sorry Situation
Football is even worse.
I already went on about the suspensions... but how about Michael Vick, king douche bag, only getting a slap on the hand from the commish after getting in trouble yet again. I guess if you are a "star" then you can get away with anything. Where is Tank Johnson's suspension?
This hell hole I work in IS the worst.
The CEO now will only listen to what the secretary has to say, he won't listen to the VP, me or anyone else. I really am getting fed up with it. While she is a nice person, she can't do the things he needs her to do and it is just making it worse around here. I had to write a letter b/c I changed my timesheet last pay period. Why? Because I took off the 2.5 hours of sick leave I had to go to the eye doctor b/c I had overtime to cover it. It has never been a problem in the 6 years I have been here, but SHE made it a problem and I can't stand that shit.
I just want to scream...
Anyhow.. rant time.
Baseball is getting out of hand.
1. Roger Clemens + the Yankees = stupid. Something needs to be done about spending in MLB. It is ridiculous that some teams can just go out and buy whoever they want whenever they want. If the Pirates had hurt pitchers they would have to use their farm system or make a trade, not just go play some guy 28 million fucking dollars to work every 5 days for what.. 4 months?
2. The refs are just getting worse every day. They missed a blatant interference call against the Brewers which pretty much handed them 3 runs and that was the difference in the game. I understand making bad calls happens, but not when it changes the outlook of the game.
3. Adam LaRoche is a joke. Guy is supposed to be the next coming and give the Pirates the bat they need. He isn't even batting .150, then the night he gets 3 hits finally he makes the dumbest base running error I have seen in years and gets an error so a 3-4 run swing there
4. Matt Capps gets a 4 game suspension for a bunch of bullshit. He hit Prince Fielder after giving up a homer, but the thing is, he didn't hit him on the first pitch... if he was going after him why would he wait till the 2nd pitch? Fine he got thrown out of a game, I can deal with that but a 4 game suspension give me a break. Why wasn't Fielder thrown out of the game after yelling "Yea Mother Fucker Yea" 4 times at Capps after he scored a run the other night??
*** I read the Post Gazette after I wrote this, and funny this guy says the same damn things....
A sorry Situation
Football is even worse.
I already went on about the suspensions... but how about Michael Vick, king douche bag, only getting a slap on the hand from the commish after getting in trouble yet again. I guess if you are a "star" then you can get away with anything. Where is Tank Johnson's suspension?
This hell hole I work in IS the worst.
The CEO now will only listen to what the secretary has to say, he won't listen to the VP, me or anyone else. I really am getting fed up with it. While she is a nice person, she can't do the things he needs her to do and it is just making it worse around here. I had to write a letter b/c I changed my timesheet last pay period. Why? Because I took off the 2.5 hours of sick leave I had to go to the eye doctor b/c I had overtime to cover it. It has never been a problem in the 6 years I have been here, but SHE made it a problem and I can't stand that shit.
I just want to scream...
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